Interviewer: Zayn, one of my favourite headlines on you is ‘Does Zayn Malik have a secret girlfriend with nice boobs?’

Zayn: Yeah hahahaha

Interviewer: Did you just..

Zayn: Yeah that was just a random tweet, somebody was staring at Liam’s chest and I thought I’d jump on the comedy wagon and I tweeted ‘the awkward moment when someone’s staring at your girlfriend’s boobs’

Interviewer: Ahhh i see

Zayn: I was talking about Liam’s boobs!

Liam talking about Sophia in the Cosmopolitan interview (x)

❝ Anonymous asked: Wait what's your main account again?

❝ Anonymous asked: Where are you? I miss you :(

Aww I’m still around, I just blog mostly from my main account since I don’t have photoshop anymore.

❝ Anonymous asked: I love you!!

awoopsehdaiseh:

ppl who photoshop Liam’s head on someone else’s body………..????????

EXCUSE YOU

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DO YOU NEED NEW EYES

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DO YOU NEED TO FIND GOD

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DO YOU NEED A NEW LIFE

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DO YOU NEED ME TO PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT

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BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL

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❝ Anonymous asked: gimp is a really good free software if you want to at least have something you can photoshop with

Ooh I have heard of that. Thanks; I’ll look into it!

❝ Anonymous asked: Can you make robert pattinson, taylor lautner, justin bieber and tom daley drags? thanks

Hiya! My computer died so I no longer have Photoshop, so I’m not sure if I’ll be able to do any new edits for this blog, but I do have older ones of 3 of the 4 you wanted:

thatwrongthing:

GOD BLESS THE LOREAL MAKEUP GENIUS APP

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