Listen. Listen to me. Is — is what you’re saying to me, essentially, Final Scene of “Grease” Direction?? Are you — is that — is that what you have frankly the audacity to suggest to me? IS THIS — DID YOU WANT — SO LIKE —
YOU JUST WANNA RUB IT IN MY FACE THAT THIS WILL NEVER BE REAL????? IS THAT???? WHAT?????? YOU WANTED???????????
Interviewer: Zayn, one of my favourite headlines on you is ‘Does Zayn Malik have a secret girlfriend with nice boobs?’
Zayn: Yeah hahahaha
Interviewer: Did you just..
Zayn: Yeah that was just a random tweet, somebody was staring at Liam’s chest and I thought I’d jump on the comedy wagon and I tweeted ‘the awkward moment when someone’s staring at your girlfriend’s boobs’