Can I just say that Scott Disick vs Louis Tomlinson who-wore-it-best post is not fair. Like how can I choose? If I pick one, the other will probably come out of my computer screen and slap me with their Gucci handbag. And I don't want to the offend the sass queens. Hardest life decision.
I want you to know I giggled to myself when I made that edit. I know it’s hard to choose, anon. I’m a cruel, cruel person.
I am sitting here on my couch scrolling through your tumblr and my moms on her computer behind me and i think she keeps looking at me scroll through all these pictures.... she probably thinks there's something seriously wrong with me... hahaha
1. Hahaha well a lot of my followers are under 21 so I am trying to set a good example here. Oh god I’m a terrible role model.
2. Indonesia?! I should really get one of those flag counter things so I can see all the countries you amazing people are from!
3. I’m almost sad I graduated college now because wow I never managed to work One Direction into a paper.. can I be you? Also massive thank you (see what I did there?) to everyone who spends hours on this blog and validates me wasting my time with photoshop! I will have to google this Rupert Graves.
Also I’m publishing this ask because you wanted the pie chart. This my life:
…maybe I should have made it in the shape of a cat. Or a fish.
1. ‘Tumblr Jesus’? I think you have me confused with Mr. Liam Payne.
2. Okay I laughed for five minutes when I read this. But, like, in a good way. Because oh my god why would a celebrity want to meet me? I am going to hold you to this promise, anon. I would love for you and your heart of gold to knock on my door someday!
omg, i absolutely LOVE this blog. so much. you have officially taken up a big space in my life. well, anyway... i wanted to let you know that i taped up a poster of zayn above my bed on the ceiling... and my mom walked in, gave me the sassiest look, and told me i was retarded. i think shes been stalking louis or something, idk. it was freaky.
I feel like an amateur now, taping my One Direction poster to the wall… when I could be staring up at them every night. You’re an innovator, anon! Also, Louis would never use such hateful words..
..not with this face.
also i made a pie-chart illustrating this blog taking up people’s lives but i think the rum convinced me that was a good idea so i’m not going to post it
but didnt you just get a helper? maybe you should get more (just a thought)
I have two helpers, actually. But it still takes 15min to an hour to do an edit (especially when you have to do all 5 boys). So if there are 100 requests to do before yours…
I’m just saying, it’s Friday night. And drinking this rum and coke sounds like more fun than photoshop right now. I’m not trying to be mean; I just want everyone to know I’m aware how long it takes to get to requests and I am glad you all are patient waiting for them. So thank you, everyone! I’m going to go drink now, so feel free to send me non-anon asks so I don’t spam everyone’s dash with my incoherent responses.